{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-patch","title":"Dumpster Fire Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDoes it really need any further explanation...? Pretty much the status quo these days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 3”\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRefusing to “just chill out”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBeing a little dramatic sometimes, maybe...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCrashing out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDenim jackets\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShow your personality with a patch that speaks to you – Rebellious? Favorite band? Mantra? Spice up your favorite bag or backpack, jacket, hat, or whatever you want... I'm not here to tell you how to live your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur (well curated, thank you) collection of patches is guaranteed to have something (or many) for everyone. Our embroidered patches are all iron-on, but we recommend sewing before washing or using anything too hard. Heat setting is perfect for placement and light use, but a quick stitch job will make sure you don’t lose any of your beloved new patches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOTE: No, you do not need a sewing machine and years of experience to sew on your patches. All you need is a simple sewing kit and the right color thread (and a bit of patience) and you’re all set. Go ahead and get started on rewatching Stranger Things and get busy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll items ship from our store in Culpeper, Virginia\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thread + Twill","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67700147487089,"sku":"gpp1791810076263","price":3.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0918\/6227\/0321\/files\/Dumpster_Fire_Mini_Patch.png?v=1791810083","url":"https:\/\/www.aeroleaf.shop\/products\/dumpster-fire-patch","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}